


A Year in the Life
Words and Music by Kerns ©2003 kernssongs
Verse 1
The first of the year seems like a perfect time to throw this shit away.
We had a damn fine spring this year
This summer I’m gonna BBQ like it’s 1999
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I decided that I’d stay young as long as I could
Verse 2
Momtaz brought me my favorite sapphire gin
I bought my first lightsaber at age 29
It was good to see Kennedy back from the war
The ladies started showing more skin than ever before
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I still want to learn to shine my shoes
Will I lose another grandmother soon?
I see my life every single day, I felt it’s where I wanted to stay
Say yes, say no, adopt a stray
Verse 3
Life was good in Minnesota: the Packers lost again
But, I heard a woman sobbing in the ladies room
It’s only been a month but I miss the man in black
Did I waste another summer in front of a Mac?
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Bridge
This bridge I dedicate to my old lady.
She flew me all the way to Cleveland.
Why in the hell are we going to Cleveland?
Cause the heart of rock & roll, heart of rock & roll is still beating… in Cleveland.
Verse 4
My favorite Clarks got me through another year
I’ll pray for Michael Jackson for a long, long, time.
By new years being 30 wasn’t so bad
I still didn’t bbq as much as I wanted to
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