It's All The Same To Me

It’s All the Same to Me

Written by Kerns ©2003, 2004 Kernsongs

Verse 1

Don’t ever let me watch a movie

Starring Hugh Grant and Andi McDowell

Ever again.

At least it wasn’t Steve Guttenberg

And Kirsti Alley

It could have been.

Chorus

It’s all the same to me.

Verse 2

She drank the bottle down

And changed the channel ‘round

To watch the news

This situational silence

While I tweaked this hook and she snoozed

Grew through Act II

Chorus

Bridge

Someone please tell me, am I stuck in some grade-B dramatic comedy? Is it funny ‘cause it’s true? Is it funny ‘cause it’s me? Will I get shot in act 3? Where’s my Hitch hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? I shoulda been an extra in Episode III, or one of the 4400 Returnees, rising again like Ceylon #3, Transforming like Bumblebee. Roll credits when I play a B…

Is that really me?

Chorus