


The Art of Leaving Quietly
Words by Kerns ©2005 kernsongs, and Craig Holmquist ©2004
VERSE 1
Is there a backdoor through the kitchen?
I’ve got a sudden phone call
The restroom’s not convenient
Excuse my way down the hall
CHORUS 1
Don’t say goodbye
Don’t finish your wine
Don’t look to the sky
No Minnesota Goodbye
It’s the art of leaving quietly
VERSE 2
Shrinking back into the sofa
Soaking in the sneers and stares
Diverging from the script now
Contempt and judgements flared
CHORUS 2
No eye contact no goodbye
Out the bathroom window fly
Don’t finish your wine
A chameleon can take it’s time
You might want to leave quietly
VERSE 3
I see two ways how to leave here
Neither one takes much gall
Be attentive for the right moment
Or through the crowd go walking tall
CHORUS 1
There’s an art to leaving quietly